Did you ever wonder... why banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counter?
why we leave cars worth thosands in the driveway and put all our junk in the garage?
why we have drive-up ATM's with braille lettering?
why you never see the headline "psychic wins lottery"?
why abbreviated is such a long word?
why lemonade is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing soap is made with real lemons?
why doctors call what they do "practice"?
why the man who invests all your money is called a "broker"?
why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
why they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
if flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal?
why they sell 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns?
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
We all need a smile sometimes.......
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Originally Posted by mitchigan 
Thanks.Nice break from all the drama! lol...sounds like George Carlin or Gallagher ...cool... 
