A beginner in auto mechanics
Was experiencing tension and panics
For the laddie would fear
Cars would shift out of gear
So his doctor prescribed him some
Xanax
Now Xanax can be habit forming
And the lads doc was so misinforming
He took more than he ought
And the plights that this brought
Were at work, for he wasn't performing
Aye, the med made this laddie so tired
That in April, the poor boy was fired
His recall was quite blurred
As to what had occurred
And just how his dilemma transpired
There was an aspiring mechanic
With a story, alas, that is tragic
Too late he discerned
But the lesson he learned
Is that no med has wonders like magic
~by sandinmyears